Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got tons of paperwork to deal with, meetings with demanding investors, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his business suit. Another day, another gold coin.

Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

• We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
• It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
• Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Marshland Melodies > The Grind

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the swamps , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the chirping crickets and the whispering wind . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into shrek 2 an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.

• The meme game is weak without him
• Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
• Don't anger the meme lord

Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at swampy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.